jokes from stars

[countrygirl5]

If you ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said concentrate you might be a redneck. (Jeff Foxworthy)

The ever popular get ir done (Larry the cable guy)

I was in the supermarket and I over heard a lady in the check out line ask the clerk, "Do you know what time midnight mass starts?" Heres your sign

I caught a fish one time useing a corndog as bate and I knew what fish I had caught it was a dorkfish. My buddies ame over and asked me what kind of fish I had caught and the fish stuck its head out of the bucket and said I'm a dorkfish. My buddies asked how I caught it the fish once more said Well I was swimmin along the ocean floor and I saw a corndog and was like whys there a corndog in the middle of the ocean oh well I do love corndogs and now I am here. (the two above Bill Engval)

Sorry these are kinda stupid but if you here them on the CD they are funny

[dontpokeme]

i dont get it. i feel stupid now

[countrygirl5]

Oh well thats fine you kind of need to be a redneck to get them

[corona]

I've seen the Blue Collar tour, that was pretty funny.

[countrygirl5]

Yay at least someone else has actually seen it